Valentine's Day Coming Up

Guys, don't put off planning for the big day next week!

And this top ten list (original source) feels a little too real for comfort.

Top 10 Ways to know your wife didn't like your Valentine's gift:

She accidentally backs over it with the car...twice.
The next time you see it is in your garage sale.
She goes upstairs to try it on and never comes back.
She calls her sister to talk about it...and you.
She opens it and says, "Seriously, where is my real gift."
The next morning you find it out by the curb with a big FREE sign next to it.
She opens it and says, "I wonder if this will sell on Ebay?"
For the next 25 years, she refers to the gift as the year you blew it.
She breaks into hives.
She says after opening it, "You're kidding, right?