Four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

Classic.

“There were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important jobs to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did was Anybody could have done.” (Unknown author)

A friend of mine added this: "Somebody thought that was funny, but Nobody laughed."