Guy Perks
A friend sent me this list -- your wife may enjoy it even more than you do!
1. The garage is all yours.
2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
3. Chocolate is just another snack.
4. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
5. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
6. Wrinkles add character.
7. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
8. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
9. One mood all the time.
10. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11. You know stuff about tanks.
12. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
13. You can open all of your own jars.
14. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
15. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
16. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
17. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
18. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
19. You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look.
20. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
21. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
22. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
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